Egg-Sitting




It was quiet in the forest that morning. A breeze rustled the leaves of some Kanji bushes and a small swarm of Aoi beetles flitted among the pinkish blossoms. Every so often, a furry tailed Chairo would dart out into the open spaces, pick around the underbrush, then dart back into the shadows. Only these sounds of nature echoed against the silence.

"Ha ha ha ha!" The ringing laughter of a child burst through the air. The swarm of Aoi beetles buzzed in confusion before flying off in several different directions. One of the Chairos, startled by the unusual occurrence, scampered quickly into the underbrush, chattering its disapproval.

A somewhat undersized and dirty green hand popped up from behind a moldy log. The hand gripped the deadwood tightly, knuckles turning pale green. It's match quickly followed suit. Another bout of laughter swept through the forest as a bald, green head rose from behind the fallen tree.

A pair of knobby-tipped antennae appeared, then a set of brow ridges and large, dark-irised eyes. The eyes slid their gaze to the left, then the right, then back to the left. Apparently satisfied with the state of his surroundings, the owner of the various body parts leapt up and over the log, landing on the other side. Antennae still bobbing, he grinned at his newfound territory.

It was a Namek-jin child. He appeared to be eight or so, not slender but beginning to lose the chubbiness of young childhood. His white robe was smudged with dirt and his orange vest had leaves sticking to it. He didn't seem concerned with these things, however, as he wiped his grubby hands on his clothes. He turned around and leaned over the log. On the other side, the ground cut away to a deep incline.

Half-way down the slope, another child hung by his fingertips from an outcropping. He looked none too happy.

The first child shouted down the cliff. "Katatsu, you ankle-biter, you're never gonna keep up! Why doncha give already?"

Katatsu, younger and still round with baby fat, was much shorter than his companion. Which was unfortunate, since the hill didn't provide many foot-holds. His stubby legs swung back and forth. He glared at his companion and bared his fangs. "I'm not an ankle-biter, Mushi! And I can keep up! Just wait till I learn to fly..."

Mushi laughed. "You're not gonna learn hanging off the cliff like that!"

Katatsu just growled. He stretched his right hand up toward another hand-hold. He had almost gripped it when the left hand-hold gave way. Katatsu squealed in panic and latched onto a scraggly bush growing out of the incline. He kicked his feet frantically to find some purchase. The bush began to pull out of the soil, unable to support his weight.

"Mushi! Help!" Katatsu screamed. His face scrunched up in horror and tears began forming in his eyes.

Mushi's grin quickly fled. He squeezed himself between the log and the edge of the cliff. Holding on to the stump of a branch, he stretched his hand toward Katatsu. He wasn't able to reach. He scooted farther over the edge, inching closer. But even as he tried, the bush came out and sent Katatsu tumbling down. "Katatsu!"

Katatsu screamed again as he slid down the incline, dislodging dirt and rocks along the way.

The fall lasted about three seconds. He landed with a grunt, facedown in the grass. A rain of sharp gravel plunked onto his head. Mushi climbed over the edge of the incline and skidded down the five foot slope. He got a few scrapes but his only concern was his friend. He knelt next to Katatsu.

"Katatsu? You okay?" he asked, lightly poking his friend's arm.

Katatsu groaned and his eyes fluttered open. "Yes, I think so." He stopped talking long enough to spit out the blades of grass stuck in his teeth. He blinked away the lingering dust, then stared at something a few inches away.

In front of him was a Kanji bush. And under it there was a basket with something white in it.

Mushi shook Katatsu's shoulder when the young Namek-jin didn't continue. "Hey, are you still alive? You'd better be 'cause I'm not carryin' you back!"

"I am," answered Katatsu excitedly, "but I found something!"

"Huh?"

Katatsu sat up and reached under the bush. He brought out a torn, weather-beaten basket. The white thing he had seen turned out to be an egg. The ivory oval was nestled in the dirty lining. Katatsu whispered in awe, "Look, Mushi! Do you think it's... Namek-jin?"

"I don't know," said Mushi. He took the basket and examined it, one eye ridge raised. "It looks kinda old. But... it does look like the basket old Kagyu took into Makiga's house, when he had his egg."

Katatsu's mouth dropped open. He wailed, "Somebody abandoned their egg! It's terrible!"

"Hush," scolded Mushi. He looked the egg over, it didn't seemed to be damaged at all. Then he smiled. "Well, we're gonna have to take care of it then!"

"Us?" Katatsu asked, his already large eyes getting larger. "How are we going to take care of it? We're too young. I think we should take it to Elder Kagyu."

Mushi grimaced at the suggestion. "Come on, Katatsu. What if he gives it back to whoever left it here? 'Sides, we rescued it, it belongs to us now."

Katatsu scratched his head over that. But his young mind couldn't follow it, so he decided that the older Namek-jin must know what he was doing.

The two children got up and started toward their village. Mushi carried the egg, his arms wrapped protectively around the basket. Only a moment or so later, they heard a terrible screeching sound. The two halted and looked back over their shoulders.

A giant bird, as large as Mushi, with shiny black feathers and reddish eyes, dove at them from the sky. It screeched again. Its jagged edged beak snapped at them and its talons flexed menacingly.

Mushi and Katatsu screamed in fright and ran... in two directions.

Mushi ducked into a mass of vines hanging from the branches of willowy trees just as the bird flew past. Katatsu veered off towards a roughly circular area of yellow and blue flowers.

"Katatsu, where are ya goin' ya ankle-biter?" Mushi shouted when Katatsu was making headway into the unprotected clearing, the bird readying another assault. "Get back over here, I'm not gonna be the one to tell Old Kagyu you got eaten by a lousy buzzard!"

When his friend apparently didn't or wouldn't hear him, Mushi grunted in annoyance and relinquished his hiding spot. Tucking the egg under one arm, he ran to Katatsu. He snatched the back of Katatsu's vest and pulled the younger Namek-jin down. The bird swooped over their heads.

It screeched again in rage and banked sharply as it climbed higher into the sky.

Mushi pushed off the ground into a run, dragging his friend along as fast as he could. Katatsu managed to contribute some actual momentum when he didn't stumble over his own feet. Another screech and the two practically dove into the vines Mushi had vacated earlier.

They were rewarded with the sound of furious wing-flapping and frantic cawing as the bird got tangled their cover.

Mushi panted, beads of sweat rolling down his face. Katatsu was also panting but managed to smile at his savior. "Th... thank you... Mushi..."

Mushi's mouth slanted and he smacked Katatsu lightly on the back of his head. "If you're gonna follow me into the forest, at least learn where to run if somethin' is after ya."

Katatsu rubbed his head silently, frowning apologetically.

"....." Mushi shot his friend a disgusted look. Finally, he said, "Let's go home."

~ ~ ~


At the village, Mushi and Katatsu snuck around behind the houses, tip-toeing from shadow to shadow, until they reached the back of Mushi's hut. Setting the basket on the ground, Mushi peeked into the nearest window. He saw a messy room, with an unmade sleeping mat and objects scattered everywhere. He searched the room for any signs of life.

"What are you doing, Mushi?" Katatsu asked, rather loudly.

"Shh!" Mushi hissed. He clapped a hand over Katatsu's mouth. "Look, this is my room. I'm gonna open the window and put the egg inside somewhere, ok?"

Katatsu nodded. "Ok," he mumbled against Mushi's hand.

"While I'm doin' that, you go knock on the door and talk to my dad so he won't notice, ok?"

Katatsu nodded again. Mushi removed his hand and gave Katatsu a little push. The younger Namek-jin trotted off around the curve of the hut. Mushi reached up to the window and slowly opened it. He had it about half-way when Katatsu trotted back. Katatsu asked in a serious voice, "What do I talk to him about?"

"Grr... I don't care!" Mushi said, baring his fangs to show his annoyance. His arms were stretched over his head, still holding the window open. "Anything! Ask him about farmin' or something."

Katatsu considered that, then grinned. "Ok."

He trotted around to the front of the house and stared in awe at the door, which seemed very large to him. A bit timidly, he knocked on it. A Namenk-jin dressed in a tan vest answered his summons and looked down at him.

The older Namek-jin smiled warmly. "Katatsu! What are you doing here? And where is Mushi? I thought you two were out exploring today?"

"Uh..." Katatsu clasped his hands and made an unsteady bow. "Hello, elder brother. Um... Mushi is... coming..... I think."

"Oh?" The elder looked around to see if he could spot the child. "He knows better than to leave you alone. I'll have to speak with him about this."

Mushi, meanwhile, had discovered an unfortunate snag to his plan. His window would not stay open when he let go. He glanced around for something to prop it with, but the grounds were free of any twigs or limbs. He muttered something about neat-freaks and tried to think of another solution.

"Yes... Do you... mmm..." Katatsu was having troubles of his own. Mushi's suggestion had somehow escaped his memory, leaving his mind blank on what to do. He grabbed the sides of his robe and twisted the cloth.

The older Namek-jin returned his attention to the child. He looked at Katatsu, curious. "What it is, Katatsu? Did you need something?"

"I need another plan," Mushi mumbled to himself. He hoped Katatsu would be able to keep his father busy a little while longer. He looked at the window, then at the basket, then back at the window. A grin slowly spread across his face.

He stepped over to the basket and picked it up. He deposited it next to the hut, just under the window. Mushi then reached up and pushed the glass open. With one hand, he held the window in position and, with the other, pulled himself onto the sill. Once situated, he continued to hold the window with his left hand and stretched toward the basket with his right.

"Hmm..." Katatsu tugged on his nectu. It seemed to have suddenly gotten very warm and the cloth almost felt like it was choking him. His hand, still dirty from the climb earlier, tainted the white fabric.

Mushi's father frowned, then bent down to the child's level. He gripped Katatsu's shoulder and turned him slightly from side to side. "Katatsu! Look at you! You're covered in dirt. And scratches!" He gently touched one of small purple lines by Katatsu's chin, which had been caused by his tumble. The elder's frown deepened. "Elder Kagyu will have my hide for this!"

Tiny beads of sweat rolled down Mushi's skin. His fingertips were an inch away from the handle of the basket. He was almost overbalanced, leaning dangerously outward. His other arm was stretched up at an angle to keep the window open.

"Just a little more..." he grunted. His fingers brushed the handle. With a slight push forward, he managed to grab the basket. Feeling he was about to tip, he pulled with his other hand, using the window as leverage. Except he pulled too hard...

A loud thudding came from inside the hut, followed by the sound of something slamming shut. Mushi's father looked back, wondering what it was and Katatsu chose that moment to start crying.

"I... I didn't mean to..." His face crumpled into one of childish dismay. The tears trailed down his face, causing dirt to change into mud.

The older Namek-jin turned back to Katatsu. His expression immediately became concerned. He leaned forward and wiped away the tears. "Katatsu, it will be all right. Elder Kagyu understands you're a child. No need to cry."

Katatsu continued crying. He opened one eye a very little bit, looked at the elder, then decided to bawl a bit more loudly. "But... but you... you said Elder Kagyu would be mad at you! That... that he... w-would..."

"Hush, Katatsu," the elder said, sorry that he had let that statement slip. "Really, you shouldn't take things so literally. He'll be be upset but he won't stay that way. And he wouldn't do anything, I'm sure the worst he'll do is give you a bath!"

"Geez, dad, whaddya say to him?" asked Mushi as he came around the curve of the hut. He looked at Katatsu, wide-eyed at the amount of noise his friend was making. He rubbed the small bump on his head, wishing Katatsu would stop because it made his head throb even worse.

The elder sighed. He gave his own child a thorough study and replied, "The same thing I'm going to say to you, Mushi. You're both filthy. Go inside and get washed."

"Ok, dad." Mushi smiled at Katatsu and winked.

Katatsu amazingly stopped crying at that point. He smiled at Mushi's father. "I'm ok now."

The elder looked from one child to the other and raised an eye ridge. Mushi stepped behind his father, smiled, then dashed inside. Katatsu tried to go inside as well, not entirely certain he wanted to find out Elder Kagyu's reaction, but the elder stopped him. "Oh no. You go home to Elder Kagyu. One dirty child is enough."

"Go on, Katatsu," Mushi said, peering around the doorframe. "You can come back tomorrow!"

"Mushi..." his father gave him a warning look.

"Uh... I mean if it's ok with the Elder and my dad!" He grinned, then rushed off to his bath.

Katatsu glanced up at Mushi's father and decided he had to obey. Bowing quickly, he set off to his own home.

~ ~ ~


Katatsu returned early the next day. With a quick bow and greeting to Mushi's father, he hopped into Mushi's room to help out with their new discovery. Mushi had the basket sitting on a low table, a new light blue cloth had been added to replace the old lining. The strong light of Ichi reflected off the ivory shell. The two young Namek-jin sat in front of the table and puzzled over the egg a bit, wondering just what they should be doing now.

"Do you think it's... it's not going to hatch?" Katatsu asked, scooting closer to the table. He put his hands on the table-top and peered into the basket.

"Nah..." Mushi stood and leaned over the egg. He tapped the shell with his fingertip, then pressed his ear against it. "I can hear something inside, moving. It's not dead."

Katatsu sat down on Mushi's sleeping mat. He clutched a corner of the blanket and yawned. "When is it going to hatch, then?"

"I don't know," Mushi said, a bit exasperated. "I've never had an egg before! We'll just have to wait."

Mushi sat next to Katatsu. He crossed his arms and stared at the basket. Katatsu yawned again. An Aoi beetle that somehow had managed to get into the hut buzzed around. The pair watched the egg for about five minutes.

"Is it going to hatch now?"

"Katatsu!" Mushi scowled at his friend.

"Mushi! Katatsu! What are you two doing in there?" A voice called through the door followed by a gentle knock.

"Uh... nothing, Dad!" Mushi scrambled off the mat and dashed around the room, trying to find something to cover the basket up with. He tried a tunic, but it only covered the egg. The basket was still visible. He flung the tunic off and tried a robe. It was larger, but not large enough. Finally, he spied the mat and grinned. He grabbed the blanket and pulled, sending Katatsu rolling off. Then he threw the blanket over the basket.

Perfect!

"Oh?" Mushi's father opened the door and peeked inside. Mushi and Katatsu just smiled innocently. "Uh huh. Why don't you two come to the fields with me today? I could use some assistance with my progress reports."

Katatsu bounded up to the older Namek-jin, excited to be invited along on an "adult" outing. The egg was conveniently forgotten. "Will you show us the test plots!?"

Mushi rolled his eyes and groaned.

The elder laughed. "If you want to. But you'll both have to be on your best behavior."

"We promise! Right, Mushi?" Katatsu turned to his friend, eyes bright.

Mushi shot a glare at Katatsu. "Sure..."

The two were bundled off to the fields, leaving the egg alone, buried under the blanket. Mushi tried several excuses to hurry his father or to get him to send them back to the hut, though he stopped short of any actual mischief. His latest attempt was to complain of hunger. Of course, Katatsu wasn't helping any.

Mushi's father knelt down next to a grey-blue plant that was tied to a stake. Several pearl-like spheres hung from it's tiny branches. He took a while measuring the berries, the stems, the leaves. He alternated the task with scratching down the findings on a silvery sheet.

"What is it?" Katatsu asked. He poked one of the berries, which responded by swaying back and forth.

"It doesn't really have a name," replied the elder, smiling. "It's a new hybrid. But if we're lucky, it will something we can use to make sweets with."

"Speaking of sweets..." Mushi decided to chime in. He was getting frustrated with the outing and wanted to get back to his egg.

"Mushi!" his father said. He gave Mushi a displeased glance. "We haven't been out here that long. Try to have a little patience."

They did not return until much later. Mushi quickly excused himself and Katatsu. When they went to his room, they found the blanket on the floor and the basket empty.

"Oh no!" Mushi ran over to the basket. It was full of broken eggshells. "I knew it! The egg hatched and we weren't here!"

Katatsu was near panic. "What are we going to do! The baby is lost!"

"Quiet!" Mushi commanded. "I... we'll... think of... something..."

Just then, they hard a shout from outside the hut. They both ran out the door and to the back of the house. They found Mushi's father bending over a ruined garden.

"Look at this mess," he shook his head. "My garden... all my work this season, gone!"

Katatsu tugged on Mushi's sleeve and whispered, "Do you think the baby did it?"

"I don't know," Mushi hissed. "But we better find it before something else happens."

While his father was distracted by his lost garden, the two ran off. As they went, they found more ruined gardens and flower beds. Villagers were gathered around, trying to figure out what had happened.

Mushi and Katatsu just followed the trail of destruction until the came across something strange. It looked like a big, purple, bumpy skinned creature with a beak. The two stopped and stared at it.

"Mushi... is that... our baby?"

Mushi appeared thoughtful for a moment, then beamed. "Of course!"

Katatsu looked at the creature in disbelief. "It doesn't look like a Namek-jin."

"That's because it's not," Mushi said as he neared the creature. "It must be a baby bird. I'm gonna keep him as a pet."

"Huh?"

"I know," he continued as he patted it on the head while it crooned, "I'll name it Umi!"

"Mushi!" Katatsu said in shock, "You can't name it that!"

"Why not?"

"Because... you... you just can't!"

Mushi just shrugged. "Let's get him back to my house. He shouldn't be hungry since he ate just about every garden."

Mushi and Katatsu picked up the bird and headed back. They snuck around the back, trying to do what they did before, except both of them had to struggle to get the chick inside. Once they were both inside, they saw they weren't alone.

"I wondered where that eggshell came from and what got into the gardens," said Mushi's father.

The two looked a bit guilty, knowing they had let a wild animal loose in the village.

"I think we'd better return this chick to its rightful place."

"But Papa..." Mushi protested. But he gave in. The three took the bird back to where the egg was found. The mother bird, which had attacked them in the beginning, was persuaded to accept the chick. Then, they returned home.

"Well, the chick is back now but you two still have to admit what you did and make up for it," Mushi's father said.

The two looked at each other in concern. They spent the next few weeks helping all those whose gardens were ruined to replant.

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